Did Justin Bieber dump bong water out of his moving vehicle? Probably

Justin Bieber

Before I get to the main point of this story, here are some photos of little Justin Bieber showing off a dirt lip. Yes, this is Bieber’s version of a “moustache.” He probably feels so manly. It probably took him three months just to grow out this peach fuzz. Poor kid.

Justin Bieber

Now onto Bieber’s ongoing travels toward a drug bust. Here’s that picture I recently mentioned of “Poo Bear” holding a suspicious object that looks like white powder. This is the same photo that Bieber deleted from his Instagram. Poo Bear tells TMZ that he’s not a drug dealer or smuggler in any “way, shape, form or fashion.” In fact, Poo Bear claims to be holding not drugs but a slice of lime. He’s not a dealer but a citrus-loving mogul:

Justin Bieber

Whatever. Meanwhile, TMZ has published a curious photo of a scrawny hand dumping a bong full of water out of Justin Bieber’s van. Here is the extra-snarky story:

Justin Bieber may — or may not — have pulled a major stoner faux pas in Calabasas yesterday … ’cause someone inside the singer’s van dumped BONG WATER on the side of the road.

MAJOR STONER NO NO!!!!!

It’s unclear WHOSE HAND is attached to the bong … but we do know it’s Bieber’s ride. He’s been toolin’ around L.A. in the pimped out Mercedes party van all week long.

Here’s what we know … the bong dumper is definitely NOT Lil Za or Lil Twist … ’cause, well … the hand is white. Duh.

We’re also told the van was en route to Jim Henson Studios … and later that day, JB snapped a photo of himself inside a record studio.

Still, since there are no shots of the bong dumper’s face … it’s impossible to tell if the perp is Bieber … or one of Bieber’s white friends.

Actually, does Bieber even have white friends anymore? Hmmmmm …

[From TMZ]

Well for once, Bieber might not be able to “blame the black guy” for this act of bong dumping. His team already blamed rapper Lil Twist for bong-smoking photos earlier this year. Bieber also blamed Tyler, the Creator for his neighborhood speeding incidents. Who will Bieber blame now? That tiny wrist looked like a Bieber limb for sure.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber on Instagram

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