Taylor Swift & her squad mean girld Ariana Grande & Miley Cyrus post-VMAs

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Do I think Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood/Mean Girl squad is petty and ridiculous? Of course. But… I would still love to know what really goes down in that group. Like, I’m fascinated by the group dynamics. I’m sure that Tay-Tay is the alpha, of course, just as I’m sure that Selena Gomez is the drama queen still obsessing over her loser ex-boyfriend (Biebz). Karlie is The Cool Girl, right? She’s centered, she doesn’t need anyone’s approval and even Swifty is sort of in awe of Karlie, but Karlie isn’t looking to dethrone Swifty as the alpha. Anyway, Radar has a gossipy piece about what went down with Taylor and her squad after the VMAs. First, Taylor took her girls out to a Republic Records party, then they all went to Taylor’s house. I want to believe all of the following is true:

Taylor Swift and her pals first attended a Republic Records party at the swanky West Hollywood restaurant Ysabel, which featured an A-list guest list of attendees including Selena Gomez, Nick Jonas and Ariana Grande. Swift paid the huge tab for her pals’ hair, makeup, stylists and transportation, our eyewitness said.

Gomez had a boozy evening — “She started to get pretty f***ed up,” our eyewitness said — downing four vodka sodas at Ysabel, where she “was flirting big time with Nick Jonas.”

RadarOnline.com’s eyewitness said that Grande and her brother Frankie could not get close to Swift, who “made it clear to security not to let them near…At first, I thought it was just Frankie, but it was crystal clear [Swift] wanted nothing to do with either of them,” our eyewitness said, noting that Grande “gave up” trying to approach “after a few minutes.”

Empire beauty Serayah McNeil tested Swift’s patience as she spent too much time taking selfies and Snapchats at the affair, leading Swift to ask her to put the phone away. It “was fine at first,” our source said, but eventually Swift got “super-annoyed” with her pal’s hijinks.

At a get-together at Swift’s house afterwards, according to our eyewitness, everyone changed into sweats and Swift Facetimed her beau Calvin Harris for a romantic exchange with many “I love you’s” going both ways. The kickback was well-catered with sushi, vodka and fireball shots, which Swift’s inner circle all indulged in, according to our eyewitness. Swift sipped on Ketel One. There, Cyrus’ racy act at the VMAs was the talk of the bash, with Gomez extremely critical of her one-time pal. Gomez said, according to our eyewitness, “I can’t believe we used to be friends … I should’ve reached out that night she cut her hair and posted the pic on Twitter.”

Swift and Gomez thought that Cyrus’ VMAs antics — from smoking marijuana to flashing her nipple — were obnoxious and annoying, our eyewitness said. Swift and Gomez didn’t throw too much artistic respect toward Cyrus, the eyewitness said, as they were “in stitches, doubled over from laughing” after hearing the first song off Miley’s surprise album Dead Petz.

[From Radar]

Part of the reason I like this story is because I believe it. This makes sense with what I believe are the existing group dynamics. Selena was probably a little bit depressed after sitting through Justin Bieber’s tearful VMA performance, so Selena needed a pick-me-up: booze and flirting with Nick Jonas. Nick apparently dumped Kendall Jenner very quickly and I would totally be down with a Nick-and-Selena hookup. In fact, they would make a lot of sense together. Anyway, yeah… Mean Girling Ariana Grande and her brother, talking smack about Miley Cyrus and Tay-Tay ordering her friends around. Sounds about right.

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